Ahoy there bucko',
Do ye ever feel less than a man?
Do ye ever get the sudden urge to plunder?
Do ye have a fondness for any of the following?
- Eye-patches?
- Parrots?
- Captain Morgan?
- Peg legs?
- Sword Fights?
- Drunkeness?
- Scurvy?
Do ye enjoy long boat rides with dozens of other colorful flamboyant guys?
If ye answered "Yar" to any of the above you may just have the brass one's of a pirate! And in order to be one of
the best pirates in the seven seas you have to contact me Capt'n Alex Blackbeard-Crunch-Sparrow!